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"Don Juan's Reckless Daughter"

La Vie En Rose

Created on 2003-10-18 21:36:20 (#1399604), last updated 2006-12-22

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Name:Blake
Birthdate:05-04
Location:New York & Los Angeles, United States
Bio
I'm from New Zealand and there we have a saying: "If it ain't burning, it probably ain't singing".

I'm the type of person that yells at you for making a mess, even though mine is much worse than yours. I want to change your life. I want to change your life more than mine. I'm like Amelie except with a terrible drug addiction and a lot of free time. I'm a user, abuser, and looser. And I miss you . . . like the desert miss the rain.

My scene: Yoko Ono getting eat'n out in the corner by Margaret Thatcher, while the cast of Cheers masturbates all around them. Peaches is doing a double set on stage with Marianne Faithful, and free drinks and drugs and condoms are being passed around quicker than mad cow disease. A TV on the ceiling plays a split screen image of a documentary on the Six Wives of Henry VIII and the Paris Hilton sex tape. Meryl Streep and Sigourney Weaver solve a murder mystery while listening to electro on their i-pods. And there's me. And all my best friends. Watching everyone we don't like stand in line outside. In the rain. Acid rain.

Yes, my dubious vision of life is filled with many things . . and if you have a cute face, know your world history, and like to talk about human disasters, hot vomit, bad celebirites, the Aknatan period of Egyptian iconography, and static cling . . . then we might get along.
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